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2023/2024 Draft Lottery Results

By Commissioner On Sunday 14th May 2023 / 6:11pm

Oh Timmy.....Timmy, Timmy, Timmy...

Official Draft Lottery Results

1. Warheads
2. Aces
3. Fletushkas
4. Mongoloids
5. Bunnies
6. Apsos

All results witnessed by Gdansk and Meltdown GMs.

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Your 2022/23 RWHA League Champions - Kiev Flyers

By Commissioner On Sunday 14th May 2023 / 6:08pm

Congratulations to GM Stevie Kosten and the Kiev Flyers for winning their second Bohemian Cup!  Slava Ukraini

Freddy Andersen takes home the Vezina.

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2023/24 Draft Lottery Rules

By Commissioner On Friday 12th May 2023 / 3:35pm

The rules for the upcoming draft lottery are posted on the Slag Heap - 2023/2024 Draft Lottery Rules

We will follow the same format as last year and will be drawing for the first and second overall picks in this year's entry draft.

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You Can Always Get A Goaltender

By Commissioner On Sunday 7th May 2023 / 10:44pm

Oh how the mighty have fallen. Schleswig, Ulster, Gdansk, Mull and Belfast - all gone. Clapham, Prypyat, Kiev and Funkytown will duke it out in the Conference and Bohemian Cup Finals - there can be only one!

Join in person or via WebEx next Sunday - Mother's Day - as we wrap up the 2022/23 season by crowning a new RWHA League Champion and complete the 2023/24 Entry Draft (a.k.a. Timmy's Trail of Tears).

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Playoffs Round 2, 3 and Finals

By Commissioner On Wednesday 3rd May 2023 / 1:47pm

The second round of the 2022/23 playoffs will be run on Sunday May 7th and the Conference Final and Bohemiam Cup Final on Sunday May 14th. 

After we crown this season's champion on Sunday the 14th, we will run the 2023/24 Draft Lottery.  All GMs are invited to attend in person at the National on 10th at 11:30am or via WebEx.  After the conclusion of the draft lottery, we head into the offseason until mid to late September when we will hold the 2023/24 Draft.

Come cheer against your hated team and watch another draft lottery where Timmy - despite having three of the top 6 six picks - loses the lottery yet again.  Hilarity will ensure, tears will be shed and someone's bound to quit the league in a fit of pique ;)

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