| Hart Memorial Trophy : MVP of Regular Season | Year | Player Name | Team Name |
|---|---|---|
| 2020 | Tuukka Rask![]() | Chiefs |
| 2021 | Velyki Hospador![]() | Riots |
| 2022 | Hugo Drax![]() | Meltdown |
| 2024 | Jake Oettinger | Gladiators |
| 2025 | Nipples Tenderloin | Bunnies |
| Art Ross Trophy : Top Point Scorer | Year | Player Name | Team Name |
|---|---|---|
| 2020 | J.T. Miller (88 P)![]() | Mongoloids |
| 2021 | Aleksander Barkov (103 P)![]() | Jets |
| 2022 | Leon Draisaitl (104 P)![]() | Chiefs |
| 2024 | William Nylander (88 P)![]() | Meltdown |
| 2025 | Cale Makar (100 P)![]() | Oilers |
| Maurice “Rocket” Richard Trophy : Top Goal Scorer | Year | Player Name | Team Name |
|---|---|---|
| 2020 | Mika Zibanejad (39 G)![]() | Mariners |
| 2021 | Aleksander Barkov (52 G)![]() | Jets |
| 2022 | Leon Draisaitl (43 G)![]() | Chiefs |
| 2024 | William Nylander (43 G)![]() | Meltdown |
| 2025 | Wyatt Johnston (41 G) | Clan |
| Vezina Trophy : Top Goaltender | Year | Player Name | Team Name |
|---|---|---|
| 2020 | Tuukka Rask![]() | Chiefs |
| 2021 | Juuse Saros![]() | Giants |
| 2022 | Darcy Kuemper![]() | Cunts |
| 2024 | Jake Oettinger | Gladiators |
| 2025 | Logan Thompson | Marauders |
| James Norris Memorial Trophy : Top Defenseman | Year | Player Name | Team Name |
|---|---|---|
| 2020 | Geoff Copses![]() | Gladiators |
| 2021 | Crabface Tinklenuts![]() | Jets |
| 2022 | KingCrabface Tinklenuts![]() | Jets |
| 2024 | Mulvinder BitchTits![]() | Yeasty Beavers |
| 2025 | Cale Makar![]() | Oilers |
| Frank J. Selke Trophy : Top Defensive Forward | Year | Player Name | Team Name |
|---|---|---|
| 2020 | Hugo Drax![]() | Meltdown |
| 2021 | Hugo Drax![]() | Meltdown |
| 2022 | Hugo Drax![]() | Meltdown |
| 2024 | Douche Larouche![]() | Steamers |
| 2025 | Nipples Tenderloin | Bunnies |
| Conn Smythe Trophy : MVP of Stanley Cup Playoffs | Year | Player Name | Team Name |
|---|---|---|
| 2020 | Anton Khudobin![]() | Phantoms |
| 2021 | Semyon Varlamov![]() | Aardwolves |
| 2022 | Frederik Andersen![]() | Flyers |
| 2023 | Linus Ullmark![]() | Mariners |
| 2024 | Connor Hellebuyck![]() | Jets |
| Ted Lindsay Award : Most Outstanding Player | Year | Player Name | Team Name |
|---|---|---|
| 2020 | J.T. Miller![]() | Mongoloids |
| 2021 | Aleksander Barkov![]() | Jets |
| 2022 | Leon Draisaitl![]() | Chiefs |
| 2024 | William Nylander![]() | Meltdown |
| 2025 | Nipples Tenderloin | Bunnies |
| Calder Memorial Trophy : Rookie of the Year | Year | Player Name | Team Name |
|---|---|---|
| 2020 | Elvis Merzlikins | Oilers |
| 2021 | Mario Ferraro | Giants |
| 2022 | Jeremy Swayman | Fucksticks |
| 2024 | Connor Bedard | Oilers |
| 2025 | Macklin Celebrini | Shitdawgs |
| Lady Byng Memorial Trophy : Sportsmanship and Gentlemanly Conduct | Year | Player Name | Team Name |
|---|---|---|
| 2020 | Leon Draisaitl![]() | Chiefs |
| 2021 | Tomas Hertl![]() | Riots |
| 2022 | Aleksander Barkov![]() | Jets |
| 2024 | Hugo Drax![]() | Meltdown |
| 2025 | Brayden Point![]() | Phantoms |
| William M. Jennings Trophy : Goaltender(s) on Team with Fewest Goals Against | Year | Player Name | Team Name |
|---|---|---|
| 2020 | Tuukka Rask![]() | Chiefs (146 GA) |
| 2021 | Semyon Varlamov![]() Robin Lehner ![]() | Aardwolves (208 GA) |
| 2022 | Juuse Saros![]() | Giants (198 GA) |
| 2023 | ||
| 2024 | Connor Hellebuyck![]() | Jets (175 GA) |
| 2025 | Logan Thompson Connor Hellebuyck ![]() | Jets (182 GA) Marauders (182 GA) |
| Presidents Trophy : Top Overall Record | Year | Team Name |
|---|---|
| 2020 | Phantoms |
| 2021 | Jets |
| 2022 | Oilers |
| 2024 | Gladiators |
| 2025 | Oilers |
| Prince of Wales Trophy : Eastern Conference Champion | Year | Team Name |
|---|---|
| 2020 | Jets |
| 2021 | Aardwolves |
| 2022 | Cunts |
| 2023 | Gladiators |
| 2024 | Flyers |
| Clarence S. Campbell Bowl : Western Conference Champion | Year | Team Name |
|---|---|
| 2020 | Phantoms |
| 2021 | Mongoloids |
| 2022 | Flyers |
| 2023 | Mariners |
| 2024 | Jets |