Jets vs Fucksticks

Created - December 19, 2021 at 12:11

Goals
1 2 3 T
Jets 0 4 2 6
Fucksticks 0 3 2 5
Shots
1 2 3 T
Jets 10 15 12 37
Fucksticks 2 16 15 33

GoalsPenalties
1st period
No Goal
Crabface Tinklenuts (INV) for Roughing (Minor) at 6:38
2nd period
1. Jets , Crabface Tinklenuts 5 (Aleksander Barkov 16, Nikolaj Ehlers 5) at 0:26
2. Jets , Aleksander Barkov 14 (Jacob Trouba 10) at 1:24
3. Jets , Jacob Trouba 1 (Nikolaj Ehlers 6, Aleksander Barkov 17) at 3:16
4. Fucksticks , Kyle Connor 6 (Sean Couturier 11) at 5:06
5. Fucksticks , Mulvinder BitchTits 7 (Alex DeBrincat 11, K'Andre Miller 3) at 6:43 (PP)
6. Jets , Pavel Zacha 8 (Crabface Tinklenuts 19, Martin Necas 4) at 7:03
7. Fucksticks , Brett Pesce 3 (Tom Wilson 5, Sean Couturier 12) at 16:58 (PP)
Crabface Tinklenuts (INV) for Roughing (Minor) at 5:13
Jake Muzzin (INV) for Hooking (Minor) at 9:37
John Klingberg (INV) for Holding (Minor) at 16:15
Tom Wilson (FUK) for Fighting (Major) at 18:30
Jake Muzzin (INV) for Fighting (Major) at 18:30
3rd period
8. Jets , Martin Necas 5 (Crabface Tinklenuts 20) at 1:37
9. Jets , J.T. Compher 1 (Aleksander Barkov 18, Crabface Tinklenuts 21) at 1:49
10. Fucksticks , Filip Forsberg 4 (Casey Cizikas 6, Miles Wood 5) at 5:48
11. Fucksticks , Rasmus Ristolainen 2 (Sean Couturier 13, Tom Wilson 6) at 12:06 (PP)
Crabface Tinklenuts (INV) for Slashing (Minor) at 11:29
Tom Wilson (FUK) for Slashing (Minor) at 13:15
Casey Cizikas (FUK) for Hooking (Minor) at 16:59
Goalie Stats
Connor Hellebuyck (INV), 28 saves from 33 shots - (0.848), W, 12-9-2, 60:00 minutes
Ilya Sorokin (FUK), 19 saves from 21 shots - (0.905), L, 1-1-0, 32:15 minutes
Jacob Markstrom (FUK), 12 saves from 16 shots - (0.750), 27:03 minutes
3 StarsOfficial
1 - Aleksander Barkov (INV)
2 - Crabface Tinklenuts (INV)
3 - Jacob Trouba (INV)
Referees : Unknown
Linesman : Unknown
Game Note
Ilya Sorokin enters game at 7:03 of 2nd period
Jake Muzzin beats up Tom Wilson at 18:30 of 2nd period
Finance
Level 1 -- Attendance: 4936 (82.27%) -- Ticket Income $493,600
Level 2 -- Attendance: 3707 (74.14%) -- Ticket Income $222,420
Level 3 -- Attendance: 1437 (71.85%) -- Ticket Income $50,295
Level 4 -- Attendance: 2910 (72.75%) -- Ticket Income $72,750
Luxury Box -- Attendance: 935 (93.50%) -- Ticket Income $187,000
Game was played at the Highlander Center.
Total Attendance: 13925 (77.36%)
Total Ticket Income: $1,026,065
Other Income: $502,772
Total Income: $1,528,837



Team Name Goals Shots Shots Attemp Shots Blocked PIM HIT PP PK FO%
Jets637721015230 / 2 (0%)355%
Fucksticks53366129253 / 5 (60%)045%

Jets
Player Name POS G A P +/- PIM HIT SHT SB MP PP MP PP SHT PK MP PK SHT FO% FOT
Aleksander BarkovC1343004024:051:3303:32063% 38
Crabface TinklenutsD1345644223:421:4711:3510% 0
Elias LindholmC/RW0000012117:122:2510:000100% 1
Evgenii DadonovLW/RW0001002016:150:0000:480100% 1
Gabriel LandeskogLW0000035020:251:3304:0210% 0
J.T. CompherC/RW101201206:100:0000:0000% 0
Jacob TroubaD1123012018:451:4714:0600% 0
Jake MuzzinD000-1722117:372:1101:5000% 0
John KlingbergD000223017:470:0000:1700% 0
Josh MorrisseyD0000030215:190:0000:0600% 0
Mark GiordanoD000-1013119:232:1112:3600% 0
Mark ScheifeleC0000000019:402:2502:28048% 23
Mark StoneRW0001013016:511:3302:280100% 1
Martin NecasC/RW1121003015:270:0000:0000% 0
Morgan RiellyD0000031117:210:0003:0600% 0
Nikolaj EhlersLW/RW0221001015:302:2500:1800% 0
Pavel ZachaC/LW1011003115:270:0000:00039% 18
Pierre-Luc DuboisC/LW000200006:100:0000:0000% 0
Fucksticks
Player Name POS G A P +/- PIM HIT SHT SB MP PP MP PP SHT PK MP PK SHT FO% FOT
Alex DeBrincatLW/RW011-4002025:223:1512:15050% 2
Alexandre CarrierD000-2030313:550:3300:0000% 0
Brett PesceD1012002118:463:0511:5200% 0
Casey CizikasC0110202015:000:1200:00059% 17
Connor McDavidC000-4044025:223:1512:15033% 33
Filip ForsbergLW101-1002016:210:3300:00033% 3
K'Andre MillerD0112010218:463:0501:5200% 0
Kyle ConnorLW1010003219:373:2101:4300% 0
MacKenzie WeegarD000-2021119:463:1012:0600% 0
Miles WoodLW/RW0110022014:490:0000:000100% 1
Mulvinder BitchTitsLW/RW101-2038119:093:1541:4300% 1
Nick RitchieLW000-200006:250:1200:0000% 0
Quinn HughesD000-200007:330:0000:0000% 0
Rasmus DahlinD000-200007:330:0000:0000% 0
Rasmus RistolainenD101-2052219:463:1012:0600% 0
Roman JosiD000-2002013:550:3300:0000% 0
Sean CouturierC0330003017:543:2100:00050% 24
Tom WilsonRW0221750016:003:0000:000100% 1

Jets

5 vs 5 Forward
Line #Left WingCenterRight WingPHYDFOFWanted %Time %Time Play
1Nikolaj EhlersAleksander BarkovMark Stone1223026%12:47
2Gabriel LandeskogMark ScheifeleElias Lindholm1222830%14:47
3Evgenii DadonovPavel ZachaMartin Necas1222631%15:27
4Pierre-Luc DuboisAleksander BarkovJ.T. Compher1221613%6:10
5 vs 5 Defense
Line #DefenseDefensePHYDFOFWanted %Time %Time Play
1Crabface TinklenutsJacob Trouba1223026%12:49
2Jake MuzzinMark Giordano1222830%14:36
3Josh MorrisseyMorgan Rielly1222629%14:15
4John KlingbergCrabface Tinklenuts1221615%7:31
Power Play Forward
Line #Left WingCenterRight WingPHYDFOFWanted %Time %Time Play
1Gabriel LandeskogAleksander BarkovMark Stone1225539%1:33
2Nikolaj EhlersMark ScheifeleElias Lindholm1224561%2:25
Power Play Defense
Line #DefenseDefensePHYDFOFWanted %Time %Time Play
1Crabface TinklenutsJacob Trouba1225545%1:47
2Jake MuzzinMark Giordano1224555%2:11
Penalty Kill 4 Players Forward
Line #CenterWingPHYDFOFWanted %Time %Time Play
1Aleksander BarkovGabriel Landeskog1225564%4:20
2Mark ScheifeleMark Stone1224536%2:28
Penalty Kill 4 Players Defense
Line #DefenseDefensePHYDFOFWanted %Time %Time Play
1Crabface TinklenutsJacob Trouba1225564%4:20
2Jake MuzzinMark Giordano1224536%2:28
Penalty Kill 3 Players
Line #WingPHYDFOFWanted %Time %Time PlayDefenseDefensePHYDFOFWanted %Time %Time Play
1Aleksander Barkov122550%0:00 Crabface TinklenutsJacob Trouba122550%0:00
2Gabriel Landeskog122450%0:00 Jake MuzzinMark Giordano122450%0:00
4 vs 4 Forward
Line #CenterWingPHYDFOFWanted %Time %Time Play
1Aleksander BarkovGabriel Landeskog122550%0:00
2Mark ScheifeleMark Stone122450%0:00
4 vs 4 Defense
Line #DefensePHYDFOFWanted %Time %Time Play
1Crabface TinklenutsJacob Trouba122550%0:00
2Jake MuzzinMark Giordano122450%0:00
Last Minutes Offensive
Left WingCenterRight WingDefenseDefense
Gabriel LandeskogAleksander BarkovMark StoneCrabface TinklenutsJacob Trouba
Last Minutes Defensive
Left WingCenterRight WingDefenseDefense
Gabriel LandeskogAleksander BarkovMark StoneCrabface TinklenutsJacob Trouba
Time
Total ForwardTotal DefenseLast Minutes OffensiveLast Minutes Defensive
60:00 60:00 0:000:03
Extra Forwards
Normal PowerPlayPenalty Kill
Pavel Zacha, Martin Necas, Evgenii DadonovPavel Zacha, Martin NecasEvgenii Dadonov
Extra Defensemen
Normal PowerPlayPenalty Kill
Josh Morrissey, Morgan Rielly, John KlingbergJosh Morrissey, Morgan RiellyJohn Klingberg
Penalty Shots
Aleksander Barkov, Gabriel Landeskog, Mark Scheifele, Mark Stone, Elias Lindholm
Goalie
Connor Hellebuyck, Alex Stalock
Custom OT Lines Forwards
Aleksander Barkov, Gabriel Landeskog, Mark Scheifele, Mark Stone, Elias Lindholm, Nikolaj Ehlers, Pavel Zacha, Martin Necas, Evgenii Dadonov, Pierre-Luc Dubois
Custom OT Lines Defensemen
Crabface Tinklenuts, Jacob Trouba, Jake Muzzin, Mark Giordano, Josh Morrissey
Scratches
Mattias Janmark (Healthy), Alexander Kerfoot (Healthy)

Fucksticks

5 vs 5 Forward
Line #Left WingCenterRight WingPHYDFOFWanted %Time %Time Play
1Alex DeBrincatConnor McDavidMulvinder BitchTits1223027%13:28
2Kyle ConnorSean CouturierTom Wilson1222830%14:33
3Filip ForsbergCasey CizikasMiles Wood1222630%14:49
4Nick RitchieConnor McDavidAlex DeBrincat1221613%6:13
5 vs 5 Defense
Line #DefenseDefensePHYDFOFWanted %Time %Time Play
1Rasmus RistolainenMacKenzie Weegar1223029%14:19
2K'Andre MillerBrett Pesce1222828%13:49
3Alexandre CarrierRoman Josi1222627%13:22
4Rasmus DahlinQuinn Hughes1221615%7:33
Power Play Forward
Line #Left WingCenterRight WingPHYDFOFWanted %Time %Time Play
1Alex DeBrincatConnor McDavidMulvinder BitchTits1225551%3:27
2Kyle ConnorSean CouturierTom Wilson1224549%3:21
Power Play Defense
Line #DefenseDefensePHYDFOFWanted %Time %Time Play
1Rasmus RistolainenMacKenzie Weegar1225555%3:43
2K'Andre MillerBrett Pesce1224545%3:05
Penalty Kill 4 Players Forward
Line #CenterWingPHYDFOFWanted %Time %Time Play
1Connor McDavidAlex DeBrincat1225557%2:15
2Mulvinder BitchTitsKyle Connor1224543%1:43
Penalty Kill 4 Players Defense
Line #DefenseDefensePHYDFOFWanted %Time %Time Play
1Rasmus RistolainenMacKenzie Weegar1225553%2:06
2K'Andre MillerBrett Pesce1224547%1:52
Penalty Kill 3 Players
Line #WingPHYDFOFWanted %Time %Time PlayDefenseDefensePHYDFOFWanted %Time %Time Play
1Connor McDavid122550%0:00 Rasmus RistolainenMacKenzie Weegar122550%0:00
2Alex DeBrincat122450%0:00 K'Andre MillerBrett Pesce122450%0:00
4 vs 4 Forward
Line #CenterWingPHYDFOFWanted %Time %Time Play
1Connor McDavidAlex DeBrincat122550%0:00
2Mulvinder BitchTitsKyle Connor122450%0:00
4 vs 4 Defense
Line #DefensePHYDFOFWanted %Time %Time Play
1Rasmus RistolainenMacKenzie Weegar122550%0:00
2K'Andre MillerBrett Pesce122450%0:00
Last Minutes Offensive
Left WingCenterRight WingDefenseDefense
Alex DeBrincatConnor McDavidMulvinder BitchTitsRasmus RistolainenMacKenzie Weegar
Last Minutes Defensive
Left WingCenterRight WingDefenseDefense
Alex DeBrincatConnor McDavidMulvinder BitchTitsRasmus RistolainenMacKenzie Weegar
Time
Total ForwardTotal DefenseLast Minutes OffensiveLast Minutes Defensive
60:00 60:00 0:110:00
Extra Forwards
Normal PowerPlayPenalty Kill
Filip Forsberg, Casey Cizikas, Miles WoodFilip Forsberg, Casey CizikasMiles Wood
Extra Defensemen
Normal PowerPlayPenalty Kill
Alexandre Carrier, Roman Josi, Rasmus DahlinAlexandre Carrier, Roman JosiRasmus Dahlin
Penalty Shots
Connor McDavid, Alex DeBrincat, Mulvinder BitchTits, Kyle Connor, Sean Couturier
Goalie
Jacob Markstrom, Ilya Sorokin
Custom OT Lines Forwards
Connor McDavid, Alex DeBrincat, Mulvinder BitchTits, Kyle Connor, Sean Couturier, Filip Forsberg, Casey Cizikas, Tom Wilson, Miles Wood, Nick Ritchie
Custom OT Lines Defensemen
Rasmus Ristolainen, MacKenzie Weegar, K'Andre Miller, Brett Pesce, Alexandre Carrier
Scratches
Connor Clifton (Healthy), Mackenzie Blackwood (Healthy)


Play-by-Play

1st period


0:01 of 1st period - Connor McDavid wins face-off versus Aleksander Barkov in neutral zone.
0:13 of 1st period - Shot by Mark Stone.
0:13 of 1st period - Stopped by Jacob Markstrom without a rebound.
0:14 of 1st period - Sean Couturier wins face-off versus Mark Scheifele in Fucksticks zone.
0:14 of 1st period - Brett Pesce is hit by Gabriel Landeskog and loses puck.
0:20 of 1st period - Icing by K'Andre Miller.
0:21 of 1st period - Sean Couturier wins face-off versus Pavel Zacha in Fucksticks zone.
0:37 of 1st period - Shot by Evgenii Dadonov.
0:37 of 1st period - Stopped by Jacob Markstrom without a rebound.
0:38 of 1st period - Casey Cizikas wins face-off versus Aleksander Barkov in Fucksticks zone.
0:54 of 1st period - Off-side.
0:55 of 1st period - Mark Scheifele wins face-off versus Connor McDavid in neutral zone.
3:59 of 1st period - Shot by Gabriel Landeskog.
3:59 of 1st period - Stopped by Jacob Markstrom with a rebound.
4:19 of 1st period - Shot by Crabface Tinklenuts.
4:19 of 1st period - Shot Misses the Net.
4:23 of 1st period - Shot by J.T. Compher.
4:23 of 1st period - Shot Blocked by K'Andre Miller.
4:25 of 1st period - Shot by Crabface Tinklenuts.
4:25 of 1st period - Shot Blocked by Mulvinder BitchTits.
5:25 of 1st period - Shot by Pavel Zacha.
5:25 of 1st period - Stopped by Jacob Markstrom without a rebound.
5:26 of 1st period - Casey Cizikas wins face-off versus Mark Scheifele in Fucksticks zone.
6:30 of 1st period - Crabface Tinklenuts is hit by Tom Wilson and loses puck.
6:38 of 1st period - Minor Penalty to Crabface Tinklenuts for Roughing.
6:39 of 1st period - Aleksander Barkov wins face-off versus Sean Couturier in Jets zone.
7:04 of 1st period - Shot by Rasmus Ristolainen.
7:04 of 1st period - Shot Misses the Net.
9:01 of 1st period - Shot by Casey Cizikas.
9:01 of 1st period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck without a rebound.
9:02 of 1st period - Connor McDavid wins face-off versus Aleksander Barkov in Jets zone.
9:03 of 1st period - Shot by Nick Ritchie.
9:03 of 1st period - Shot Misses the Net.
9:31 of 1st period - Shot by Aleksander Barkov.
9:31 of 1st period - Deflect By J.T. Compher.
9:31 of 1st period - Shot Blocked by Alexandre Carrier.
9:33 of 1st period - Shot by Morgan Rielly.
9:33 of 1st period - Stopped by Jacob Markstrom without a rebound.
9:34 of 1st period - Filip Forsberg wins face-off versus Mark Scheifele in Fucksticks zone.
9:52 of 1st period - Shot by Mark Scheifele.
9:52 of 1st period - Shot Misses the Net.
10:42 of 1st period - Shot by Crabface Tinklenuts.
10:42 of 1st period - Shot Blocked by Rasmus Ristolainen.
11:27 of 1st period - Icing by Brett Pesce.
11:28 of 1st period - Aleksander Barkov wins face-off versus Connor McDavid in Fucksticks zone.
11:47 of 1st period - Shot by Alex DeBrincat.
11:47 of 1st period - Shot Misses the Net.
11:49 of 1st period - Shot by K'Andre Miller.
11:49 of 1st period - Shot Misses the Net.
12:00 of 1st period - Shot by Connor McDavid.
12:00 of 1st period - Shot Blocked by Josh Morrissey.
12:04 of 1st period - Shot by Alex DeBrincat.
12:04 of 1st period - Deflect By Mulvinder BitchTits.
12:04 of 1st period - Shot Blocked by Josh Morrissey.
12:19 of 1st period - Icing by Aleksander Barkov.
12:20 of 1st period - Mark Stone wins face-off versus Casey Cizikas in Jets zone.
12:39 of 1st period - Shot by Filip Forsberg.
12:39 of 1st period - Shot Blocked by John Klingberg.
12:41 of 1st period - Shot by Miles Wood.
12:41 of 1st period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck without a rebound.
12:42 of 1st period - Sean Couturier wins face-off versus Pavel Zacha in Jets zone.
13:17 of 1st period - Shot by Pavel Zacha.
13:17 of 1st period - Shot Blocked by Kyle Connor.
13:34 of 1st period - Evgenii Dadonov is hit by Mulvinder BitchTits and loses puck.
14:37 of 1st period - Shot by Aleksander Barkov.
14:37 of 1st period - Stopped by Jacob Markstrom without a rebound.
14:38 of 1st period - Mark Scheifele wins face-off versus Casey Cizikas in Fucksticks zone.
14:41 of 1st period - Shot by Mark Scheifele.
14:41 of 1st period - Shot Blocked by K'Andre Miller.
15:10 of 1st period - Shot by Gabriel Landeskog.
15:10 of 1st period - Deflect By Mark Scheifele.
15:10 of 1st period - Shot Misses the Net.
15:12 of 1st period - Shot by Josh Morrissey.
15:12 of 1st period - Shot Misses the Net.
15:36 of 1st period - Shot by Aleksander Barkov.
15:36 of 1st period - Stopped by Jacob Markstrom without a rebound.
15:37 of 1st period - Sean Couturier wins face-off versus Aleksander Barkov in Fucksticks zone.
16:15 of 1st period - Shot by J.T. Compher.
16:15 of 1st period - Shot Misses the Net.
16:29 of 1st period - Elias Lindholm is hit by Tom Wilson and loses puck.
16:35 of 1st period - Crabface Tinklenuts is hit by Rasmus Ristolainen and loses puck.
18:01 of 1st period - Shot by Pavel Zacha.
18:01 of 1st period - Shot Hit the Post.
18:03 of 1st period - Shot by Jake Muzzin.
18:03 of 1st period - Stopped by Jacob Markstrom without a rebound.
18:04 of 1st period - Pavel Zacha wins face-off versus Casey Cizikas in Fucksticks zone.
18:17 of 1st period - Martin Necas is hit by Miles Wood and loses puck.
18:25 of 1st period - Icing by Jacob Trouba.
18:26 of 1st period - Miles Wood wins face-off versus Pavel Zacha in Jets zone.
18:39 of 1st period - Shot by Martin Necas.
18:39 of 1st period - Shot Misses the Net.
18:41 of 1st period - Shot by Crabface Tinklenuts.
18:41 of 1st period - Shot Misses the Net.
18:47 of 1st period - Shot by Martin Necas.
18:47 of 1st period - Stopped by Jacob Markstrom without a rebound.
18:48 of 1st period - Sean Couturier wins face-off versus Mark Scheifele in Fucksticks zone.
18:55 of 1st period - Elias Lindholm is hit by Tom Wilson and loses puck.
19:25 of 1st period - Shot by Elias Lindholm.
19:25 of 1st period - Stopped by Jacob Markstrom without a rebound.
19:26 of 1st period - Aleksander Barkov wins face-off versus Connor McDavid in Fucksticks zone.
19:37 of 1st period - Shot by Alex DeBrincat.
19:37 of 1st period - Shot Misses the Net.
Goals for this period are 0 for Jets vs 0 for Fucksticks.
Shots for this period are 10 for Jets vs 2 for Fucksticks.

2nd period


0:01 of 2nd period - Connor McDavid wins face-off versus Aleksander Barkov in neutral zone.
0:24 of 2nd period - Shot by Aleksander Barkov.
0:24 of 2nd period - Shot Misses the Net.
0:26 of 2nd period - Shot by Crabface Tinklenuts.
0:26 of 2nd period - Goal by Crabface Tinklenuts - Jets : 1 - Fucksticks : 0.
0:27 of 2nd period - Sean Couturier wins face-off versus Mark Scheifele in neutral zone.
0:40 of 2nd period - Shot by Kyle Connor.
0:40 of 2nd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck without a rebound.
0:41 of 2nd period - Casey Cizikas wins face-off versus Pavel Zacha in Jets zone.
0:41 of 2nd period - Casey Cizikas is hit by John Klingberg.
0:45 of 2nd period - Shot by Miles Wood.
0:45 of 2nd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck with a rebound.
0:47 of 2nd period - Shot by Casey Cizikas.
0:47 of 2nd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck without a rebound.
0:48 of 2nd period - Aleksander Barkov wins face-off versus Connor McDavid in Jets zone.
0:48 of 2nd period - Aleksander Barkov is hit by Connor McDavid.
0:55 of 2nd period - Off-side.
0:56 of 2nd period - Connor McDavid wins face-off versus Aleksander Barkov in neutral zone.
1:24 of 2nd period - Shot by Aleksander Barkov.
1:24 of 2nd period - Goal by Aleksander Barkov - Jets : 2 - Fucksticks : 0.
1:25 of 2nd period - Mark Scheifele wins face-off versus Sean Couturier in neutral zone.
2:08 of 2nd period - Sean Couturier is hit by Morgan Rielly and loses puck.
2:43 of 2nd period - Connor McDavid is hit by Josh Morrissey.
3:10 of 2nd period - Icing by Connor McDavid.
3:11 of 2nd period - Aleksander Barkov wins face-off versus Connor McDavid in Fucksticks zone.
3:14 of 2nd period - Shot by Nikolaj Ehlers.
3:14 of 2nd period - Shot Blocked by Rasmus Ristolainen.
3:16 of 2nd period - Shot by Jacob Trouba.
3:16 of 2nd period - Goal by Jacob Trouba - Jets : 3 - Fucksticks : 0.
3:17 of 2nd period - Casey Cizikas wins face-off versus Aleksander Barkov in neutral zone.
3:37 of 2nd period - Rasmus Dahlin is hit by Mark Stone and loses puck.
3:42 of 2nd period - Shot by Aleksander Barkov.
3:42 of 2nd period - Deflect By Nikolaj Ehlers.
3:42 of 2nd period - Shot Misses the Net.
3:44 of 2nd period - Shot by Nikolaj Ehlers.
3:44 of 2nd period - Shot Misses the Net.
3:54 of 2nd period - Shot by Mark Stone.
3:54 of 2nd period - Stopped by Jacob Markstrom without a rebound.
3:55 of 2nd period - Sean Couturier wins face-off versus Pavel Zacha in Fucksticks zone.
4:00 of 2nd period - Shot by Sean Couturier.
4:00 of 2nd period - Deflect By Kyle Connor.
4:00 of 2nd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck without a rebound.
4:01 of 2nd period - Evgenii Dadonov wins face-off versus Connor McDavid in Jets zone.
4:24 of 2nd period - Shot by Evgenii Dadonov.
4:24 of 2nd period - Shot Blocked by Alexandre Carrier.
4:26 of 2nd period - Shot by Mark Giordano.
4:26 of 2nd period - Stopped by Jacob Markstrom with a rebound.
5:03 of 2nd period - Icing by Aleksander Barkov.
5:04 of 2nd period - Sean Couturier wins face-off versus Aleksander Barkov in Jets zone.
5:04 of 2nd period - Sean Couturier is hit by Crabface Tinklenuts.
5:06 of 2nd period - Shot by Kyle Connor.
5:06 of 2nd period - Goal by Kyle Connor - Jets : 3 - Fucksticks : 1.
5:07 of 2nd period - Sean Couturier wins face-off versus Aleksander Barkov in neutral zone.
5:13 of 2nd period - Minor Penalty to Crabface Tinklenuts for Roughing.
5:14 of 2nd period - Sean Couturier wins face-off versus Aleksander Barkov in Jets zone.
5:24 of 2nd period - Sean Couturier is hit by Morgan Rielly and loses puck.
5:29 of 2nd period - Shot by Kyle Connor.
5:29 of 2nd period - Shot Blocked by Morgan Rielly.
6:11 of 2nd period - Shot by Connor McDavid.
6:11 of 2nd period - Shot Misses the Net.
6:31 of 2nd period - Icing by Brett Pesce.
6:32 of 2nd period - Mark Scheifele wins face-off versus Connor McDavid in Fucksticks zone.
6:32 of 2nd period - Mark Stone is hit by K'Andre Miller and loses puck.
6:43 of 2nd period - Shot by Mulvinder BitchTits.
6:43 of 2nd period - Goal by Mulvinder BitchTits - Jets : 3 - Fucksticks : 2.
6:44 of 2nd period - Casey Cizikas wins face-off versus Pavel Zacha in neutral zone.
7:01 of 2nd period - Shot by Pavel Zacha.
7:01 of 2nd period - Shot Misses the Net.
7:03 of 2nd period - Shot by Crabface Tinklenuts.
7:03 of 2nd period - Deflect By Pavel Zacha.
7:03 of 2nd period - Goal by Pavel Zacha - Jets : 4 - Fucksticks : 2.
7:03 of 2nd period - Ilya Sorokin enters game.
7:04 of 2nd period - Aleksander Barkov wins face-off versus Sean Couturier in neutral zone.
7:04 of 2nd period - Mark Stone is hit by Tom Wilson.
7:08 of 2nd period - Shot by Aleksander Barkov.
7:08 of 2nd period - Shot Misses the Net.
7:21 of 2nd period - Aleksander Barkov is hit by Rasmus Ristolainen and loses puck.
7:26 of 2nd period - Shot by Nikolaj Ehlers.
7:26 of 2nd period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin with a rebound.
7:28 of 2nd period - Shot by Mark Giordano.
7:28 of 2nd period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin without a rebound.
7:29 of 2nd period - Connor McDavid wins face-off versus Pavel Zacha in Fucksticks zone.
7:46 of 2nd period - Shot by Pavel Zacha.
7:46 of 2nd period - Shot Blocked by Brett Pesce.
8:39 of 2nd period - Shot by Miles Wood.
8:39 of 2nd period - Shot Misses the Net.
8:55 of 2nd period - Shot by Miles Wood.
8:55 of 2nd period - Shot Misses the Net.
8:57 of 2nd period - Shot by Miles Wood.
8:57 of 2nd period - Shot Misses the Net.
9:04 of 2nd period - Icing by Mark Giordano.
9:05 of 2nd period - Aleksander Barkov wins face-off versus Sean Couturier in Jets zone.
9:14 of 2nd period - Roman Josi is hit by Mark Giordano.
9:29 of 2nd period - Icing by Jake Muzzin.
9:30 of 2nd period - Aleksander Barkov wins face-off versus Connor McDavid in Jets zone.
9:37 of 2nd period - Minor Penalty to Jake Muzzin for Hooking.
9:38 of 2nd period - Aleksander Barkov wins face-off versus Connor McDavid in Jets zone.
9:38 of 2nd period - Aleksander Barkov is hit by Connor McDavid.
9:52 of 2nd period - Shot by Alex DeBrincat.
9:52 of 2nd period - Shot Misses the Net.
9:54 of 2nd period - Shot by Mulvinder BitchTits.
9:54 of 2nd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck with a rebound.
9:56 of 2nd period - Shot by Mulvinder BitchTits.
9:56 of 2nd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck without a rebound.
9:57 of 2nd period - Aleksander Barkov wins face-off versus Sean Couturier in Jets zone.
10:19 of 2nd period - Shot by Brett Pesce.
10:19 of 2nd period - Shot Misses the Net.
10:51 of 2nd period - Shot by Connor McDavid.
10:51 of 2nd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck without a rebound.
10:52 of 2nd period - Aleksander Barkov wins face-off versus Connor McDavid in Jets zone.
10:52 of 2nd period - Gabriel Landeskog is hit by Mulvinder BitchTits.
11:06 of 2nd period - Shot by Gabriel Landeskog.
11:06 of 2nd period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin without a rebound.
11:07 of 2nd period - Mark Scheifele wins face-off versus Connor McDavid in Fucksticks zone.
11:16 of 2nd period - Shot by Mark Stone.
11:16 of 2nd period - Shot Misses the Net.
11:18 of 2nd period - Shot by Mark Stone.
11:18 of 2nd period - Shot Misses the Net.
11:20 of 2nd period - Shot by Crabface Tinklenuts.
11:20 of 2nd period - Shot Misses the Net.
11:22 of 2nd period - Shot by Crabface Tinklenuts.
11:22 of 2nd period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin with a rebound.
12:39 of 2nd period - Shot by Sean Couturier.
12:39 of 2nd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck without a rebound.
12:40 of 2nd period - Connor McDavid wins face-off versus Mark Scheifele in Jets zone.
12:51 of 2nd period - Shot by Alex DeBrincat.
12:51 of 2nd period - Shot Misses the Net.
12:53 of 2nd period - Shot by Mulvinder BitchTits.
12:53 of 2nd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck without a rebound.
12:54 of 2nd period - Sean Couturier wins face-off versus Aleksander Barkov in Jets zone.
12:57 of 2nd period - Shot by Kyle Connor.
12:57 of 2nd period - Deflect By Sean Couturier.
12:57 of 2nd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck without a rebound.
12:58 of 2nd period - Aleksander Barkov wins face-off versus Connor McDavid in Jets zone.
13:21 of 2nd period - Shot by Aleksander Barkov.
13:21 of 2nd period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin with a rebound.
13:23 of 2nd period - Shot by Crabface Tinklenuts.
13:23 of 2nd period - Shot Misses the Net.
13:25 of 2nd period - Shot by Aleksander Barkov.
13:25 of 2nd period - Deflect By J.T. Compher.
13:25 of 2nd period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin with a rebound.
14:02 of 2nd period - Icing by Rasmus Ristolainen.
14:03 of 2nd period - Pavel Zacha wins face-off versus Sean Couturier in Fucksticks zone.
14:05 of 2nd period - Martin Necas is hit by MacKenzie Weegar and loses puck.
14:18 of 2nd period - Shot by Kyle Connor.
14:18 of 2nd period - Shot Misses the Net.
14:20 of 2nd period - Shot by Rasmus Ristolainen.
14:20 of 2nd period - Shot Misses the Net.
14:24 of 2nd period - Shot by Sean Couturier.
14:24 of 2nd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck without a rebound.
14:25 of 2nd period - Casey Cizikas wins face-off versus Mark Scheifele in Jets zone.
15:14 of 2nd period - Mark Scheifele is hit by Rasmus Ristolainen and loses puck.
15:39 of 2nd period - Shot by Mark Stone.
15:39 of 2nd period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin without a rebound.
15:40 of 2nd period - Pavel Zacha wins face-off versus Connor McDavid in Fucksticks zone.
15:59 of 2nd period - Shot by Pavel Zacha.
15:59 of 2nd period - Deflect By Martin Necas.
15:59 of 2nd period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin with a rebound.
16:01 of 2nd period - Shot by Jake Muzzin.
16:01 of 2nd period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin without a rebound.
16:02 of 2nd period - Aleksander Barkov wins face-off versus Sean Couturier in Fucksticks zone.
16:08 of 2nd period - Icing by Roman Josi.
16:09 of 2nd period - Aleksander Barkov wins face-off versus Sean Couturier in Fucksticks zone.
16:15 of 2nd period - Minor Penalty to John Klingberg for Holding.
16:16 of 2nd period - Aleksander Barkov wins face-off versus Connor McDavid in Jets zone.
16:27 of 2nd period - Shot by Mulvinder BitchTits.
16:27 of 2nd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck with a rebound.
16:29 of 2nd period - Shot by MacKenzie Weegar.
16:29 of 2nd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck without a rebound.
16:30 of 2nd period - Aleksander Barkov wins face-off versus Sean Couturier in Jets zone.
16:56 of 2nd period - Shot by Sean Couturier.
16:56 of 2nd period - Deflect By Tom Wilson.
16:56 of 2nd period - Shot Blocked by Jake Muzzin.
16:58 of 2nd period - Shot by Brett Pesce.
16:58 of 2nd period - The goal is going for a video replay.
16:58 of 2nd period - The goal is good.
16:58 of 2nd period - Goal by Brett Pesce - Jets : 4 - Fucksticks : 3.
16:59 of 2nd period - Connor McDavid wins face-off versus Pavel Zacha in neutral zone.
17:11 of 2nd period - Pavel Zacha is hit by Rasmus Ristolainen and loses puck.
17:24 of 2nd period - Shot by Pavel Zacha.
17:24 of 2nd period - Shot Misses the Net.
18:30 of 2nd period - Jake Muzzin beats up Tom Wilson.
18:30 of 2nd period - Penalty to Tom Wilson for Fighting.
18:30 of 2nd period - Penalty to Jake Muzzin for Fighting.
18:31 of 2nd period - Mark Scheifele wins face-off versus Casey Cizikas in Fucksticks zone.
18:41 of 2nd period - Elias Lindholm is hit by Alexandre Carrier and loses puck.
18:52 of 2nd period - Casey Cizikas is hit by Gabriel Landeskog and loses puck.
19:01 of 2nd period - Shot by Gabriel Landeskog.
19:01 of 2nd period - Shot Blocked by Alexandre Carrier.
19:08 of 2nd period - Icing by Alexandre Carrier.
19:09 of 2nd period - Casey Cizikas wins face-off versus Pavel Zacha in Fucksticks zone.
19:17 of 2nd period - Miles Wood is hit by Crabface Tinklenuts and loses puck.
Goals for this period are 4 for Jets vs 3 for Fucksticks.
Shots for this period are 15 for Jets vs 16 for Fucksticks.

3rd period


0:01 of 3rd period - Connor McDavid wins face-off versus Aleksander Barkov in neutral zone.
0:26 of 3rd period - Alex DeBrincat is hit by Jacob Trouba.
0:28 of 3rd period - Shot by Mulvinder BitchTits.
0:28 of 3rd period - Deflect By Alex DeBrincat.
0:28 of 3rd period - Shot Misses the Net.
0:38 of 3rd period - Shot by Connor McDavid.
0:38 of 3rd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck without a rebound.
0:39 of 3rd period - Sean Couturier wins face-off versus Mark Scheifele in Jets zone.
1:37 of 3rd period - Shot by Martin Necas.
1:37 of 3rd period - Goal by Martin Necas - Jets : 5 - Fucksticks : 3.
1:38 of 3rd period - Aleksander Barkov wins face-off versus Connor McDavid in neutral zone.
1:42 of 3rd period - Crabface Tinklenuts is hit by Alexandre Carrier and loses puck.
1:49 of 3rd period - Shot by Aleksander Barkov.
1:49 of 3rd period - Deflect By J.T. Compher.
1:49 of 3rd period - Goal by J.T. Compher - Jets : 6 - Fucksticks : 3.
1:50 of 3rd period - Connor McDavid wins face-off versus Pavel Zacha in neutral zone.
1:59 of 3rd period - Shot by Mulvinder BitchTits.
1:59 of 3rd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck with a rebound.
2:14 of 3rd period - Connor McDavid is hit by John Klingberg and loses puck.
2:24 of 3rd period - Mulvinder BitchTits is hit by John Klingberg and loses puck.
3:01 of 3rd period - Shot by Filip Forsberg.
3:01 of 3rd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck with a rebound.
3:36 of 3rd period - Sean Couturier is hit by Jake Muzzin and loses puck.
3:43 of 3rd period - Shot by Gabriel Landeskog.
3:43 of 3rd period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin with a rebound.
3:45 of 3rd period - Shot by Jake Muzzin.
3:45 of 3rd period - Shot Hit the Post.
3:51 of 3rd period - Shot by Gabriel Landeskog.
3:51 of 3rd period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin without a rebound.
3:52 of 3rd period - Connor McDavid wins face-off versus Aleksander Barkov in Fucksticks zone.
3:52 of 3rd period - Connor McDavid is hit by J.T. Compher.
4:57 of 3rd period - Alexandre Carrier is hit by Elias Lindholm and loses puck.
5:10 of 3rd period - Shot by Gabriel Landeskog.
5:10 of 3rd period - Shot Blocked by Kyle Connor.
5:48 of 3rd period - Shot by Filip Forsberg.
5:48 of 3rd period - Goal by Filip Forsberg - Jets : 6 - Fucksticks : 4.
5:49 of 3rd period - Pavel Zacha wins face-off versus Alex DeBrincat in neutral zone.
5:49 of 3rd period - Mark Giordano is hit by Mulvinder BitchTits and loses puck.
5:56 of 3rd period - Shot by Connor McDavid.
5:56 of 3rd period - Deflect By Mulvinder BitchTits.
5:56 of 3rd period - Shot Misses the Net.
6:12 of 3rd period - Shot by Alex DeBrincat.
6:12 of 3rd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck with a rebound.
6:14 of 3rd period - Shot by Mulvinder BitchTits.
6:14 of 3rd period - Shot Misses the Net.
6:16 of 3rd period - Shot by MacKenzie Weegar.
6:16 of 3rd period - Shot Misses the Net.
6:18 of 3rd period - Shot by Rasmus Ristolainen.
6:18 of 3rd period - Shot Blocked by Mark Giordano.
6:22 of 3rd period - Shot by Mulvinder BitchTits.
6:22 of 3rd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck without a rebound.
6:23 of 3rd period - Casey Cizikas wins face-off versus Mark Scheifele in Jets zone.
6:31 of 3rd period - Icing by K'Andre Miller.
6:32 of 3rd period - Aleksander Barkov wins face-off versus Casey Cizikas in Fucksticks zone.
6:36 of 3rd period - Icing by K'Andre Miller.
6:37 of 3rd period - Mark Scheifele wins face-off versus Filip Forsberg in Fucksticks zone.
6:53 of 3rd period - Icing by Miles Wood.
6:54 of 3rd period - Aleksander Barkov wins face-off versus Casey Cizikas in Fucksticks zone.
7:15 of 3rd period - Miles Wood is hit by Jake Muzzin and loses puck.
8:13 of 3rd period - Shot by Alex DeBrincat.
8:13 of 3rd period - Deflect By Connor McDavid.
8:13 of 3rd period - Shot Blocked by Elias Lindholm.
8:15 of 3rd period - Shot by Mulvinder BitchTits.
8:15 of 3rd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck without a rebound.
8:16 of 3rd period - Pavel Zacha wins face-off versus Sean Couturier in Jets zone.
8:30 of 3rd period - Tom Wilson is hit by Morgan Rielly and loses puck.
8:57 of 3rd period - Shot by Roman Josi.
8:57 of 3rd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck with a rebound.
9:08 of 3rd period - Alex DeBrincat is hit by Josh Morrissey and loses puck.
9:15 of 3rd period - Shot by Connor McDavid.
9:15 of 3rd period - Shot Blocked by Pavel Zacha.
9:17 of 3rd period - Shot by Rasmus Ristolainen.
9:17 of 3rd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck without a rebound.
9:18 of 3rd period - Elias Lindholm wins face-off versus Connor McDavid in Jets zone.
9:18 of 3rd period - Elias Lindholm is hit by Connor McDavid.
9:44 of 3rd period - Shot by Alex DeBrincat.
9:44 of 3rd period - Shot Blocked by Crabface Tinklenuts.
9:57 of 3rd period - Off-side.
9:58 of 3rd period - Casey Cizikas wins face-off versus Aleksander Barkov in neutral zone.
11:06 of 3rd period - Shot by Gabriel Landeskog.
11:06 of 3rd period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin with a rebound.
11:28 of 3rd period - Kyle Connor is hit by Crabface Tinklenuts and loses puck.
11:29 of 3rd period - Minor Penalty to Crabface Tinklenuts for Slashing.
11:30 of 3rd period - Aleksander Barkov wins face-off versus Connor McDavid in Jets zone.
12:00 of 3rd period - Shot by Alex DeBrincat.
12:00 of 3rd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck without a rebound.
12:01 of 3rd period - Tom Wilson wins face-off versus Mark Scheifele in Jets zone.
12:04 of 3rd period - Shot by Sean Couturier.
12:04 of 3rd period - Shot Misses the Net.
12:06 of 3rd period - Shot by Rasmus Ristolainen.
12:06 of 3rd period - Goal by Rasmus Ristolainen - Jets : 6 - Fucksticks : 5.
12:07 of 3rd period - Casey Cizikas wins face-off versus Pavel Zacha in neutral zone.
12:09 of 3rd period - MacKenzie Weegar is hit by Crabface Tinklenuts and loses puck.
12:27 of 3rd period - Martin Necas is hit by Rasmus Ristolainen and loses puck.
12:30 of 3rd period - Shot by Pavel Zacha.
12:30 of 3rd period - Shot Blocked by MacKenzie Weegar.
12:32 of 3rd period - Shot by Crabface Tinklenuts.
12:32 of 3rd period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin without a rebound.
12:33 of 3rd period - Alex DeBrincat wins face-off versus Mark Scheifele in Fucksticks zone.
12:33 of 3rd period - Alex DeBrincat is hit by Gabriel Landeskog.
13:07 of 3rd period - Shot by Connor McDavid.
13:07 of 3rd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck without a rebound.
13:08 of 3rd period - Aleksander Barkov wins face-off versus Sean Couturier in Jets zone.
13:08 of 3rd period - Aleksander Barkov is hit by Tom Wilson.
13:15 of 3rd period - Minor Penalty to Tom Wilson for Slashing.
13:16 of 3rd period - Mark Scheifele wins face-off versus Connor McDavid in Fucksticks zone.
13:21 of 3rd period - Shot by Elias Lindholm.
13:21 of 3rd period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin without a rebound.
13:22 of 3rd period - Aleksander Barkov wins face-off versus Connor McDavid in Fucksticks zone.
13:41 of 3rd period - Shot by Gabriel Landeskog.
13:41 of 3rd period - Shot Misses the Net.
13:43 of 3rd period - Shot by Jacob Trouba.
13:43 of 3rd period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin without a rebound.
13:44 of 3rd period - Mark Scheifele wins face-off versus Connor McDavid in Fucksticks zone.
13:57 of 3rd period - Shot by Mark Scheifele.
13:57 of 3rd period - Shot Misses the Net.
14:13 of 3rd period - Shot by Mark Scheifele.
14:13 of 3rd period - Shot Misses the Net.
15:17 of 3rd period - Shot by Mark Stone.
15:17 of 3rd period - Deflect By Pavel Zacha.
15:17 of 3rd period - Shot Misses the Net.
15:19 of 3rd period - Shot by Martin Necas.
15:19 of 3rd period - Deflect By Evgenii Dadonov.
15:19 of 3rd period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin with a rebound.
15:21 of 3rd period - Shot by Pavel Zacha.
15:21 of 3rd period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin without a rebound.
15:22 of 3rd period - Pavel Zacha wins face-off versus Filip Forsberg in Fucksticks zone.
15:34 of 3rd period - Shot by Roman Josi.
15:34 of 3rd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck without a rebound.
15:35 of 3rd period - Aleksander Barkov wins face-off versus Sean Couturier in Jets zone.
16:12 of 3rd period - Shot by Sean Couturier.
16:12 of 3rd period - Shot Misses the Net.
16:14 of 3rd period - Shot by Sean Couturier.
16:14 of 3rd period - Shot Blocked by Crabface Tinklenuts.
16:16 of 3rd period - Shot by Tom Wilson.
16:16 of 3rd period - Shot Misses the Net.
16:47 of 3rd period - Shot by Alex DeBrincat.
16:47 of 3rd period - Shot Misses the Net.
16:49 of 3rd period - Shot by Brett Pesce.
16:49 of 3rd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck with a rebound.
16:51 of 3rd period - Shot by Brett Pesce.
16:51 of 3rd period - Shot Misses the Net.
16:57 of 3rd period - Shot by Connor McDavid.
16:57 of 3rd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck without a rebound.
16:58 of 3rd period - Pavel Zacha wins face-off versus Casey Cizikas in Jets zone.
16:58 of 3rd period - Pavel Zacha is hit by Miles Wood.
16:59 of 3rd period - Minor Penalty to Casey Cizikas for Hooking.
17:00 of 3rd period - Connor McDavid wins face-off versus Mark Scheifele in Fucksticks zone.
17:17 of 3rd period - Shot by Crabface Tinklenuts.
17:17 of 3rd period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin without a rebound.
17:18 of 3rd period - Aleksander Barkov wins face-off versus Mulvinder BitchTits in Fucksticks zone.
17:27 of 3rd period - Shot by Mark Giordano.
17:27 of 3rd period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin without a rebound.
17:28 of 3rd period - Mark Scheifele wins face-off versus Connor McDavid in Fucksticks zone.
17:28 of 3rd period - Mark Scheifele is hit by MacKenzie Weegar.
17:39 of 3rd period - Icing by Elias Lindholm.
17:40 of 3rd period - Mark Scheifele wins face-off versus Connor McDavid in Jets zone.
17:40 of 3rd period - Mark Scheifele is hit by Connor McDavid.
19:18 of 3rd period - Fucksticks, Ilya Sorokin is pulled from the net.
19:19 of 3rd period - Miles Wood is hit by Josh Morrissey and loses puck.
19:39 of 3rd period - Josh Morrissey is hit by Alexandre Carrier and loses puck.
Goals for this period are 2 for Jets vs 2 for Fucksticks.
Shots for this period are 12 for Jets vs 15 for Fucksticks.