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Jets vs Fucksticks

Created - December 17, 2023 at 12:05

Goals
1 2 3 T
Jets 1 0 0 1
Fucksticks 1 1 1 3
Shots
1 2 3 T
Jets 9 8 13 30
Fucksticks 20 11 12 43

GoalsPenalties
1st period
1. Jets , Martin Necas 7 (Pierre-Luc Dubois 8, Jacob Trouba 4) at 13:05
2. Fucksticks , Alex DeBrincat 6 (Connor McDavid 12, Tage Thompson 4) at 15:17 (PP)
Mason McTavish (INV) for Holding (Minor) at 14:33
2nd period
3. Fucksticks , Andrei Kuzmenko 6 (Matthew Beniers 1, MacKenzie Weegar 7) at 13:03
Andrei Kuzmenko (FUK) for Hooking (Minor) at 6:06
3rd period
4. Fucksticks , Mulvinder BitchTits 5 (Connor McDavid 13) at 19:27 (Empty Net)
Pavel Zacha (FUK) for Hooking (Minor) at 11:12
Pierre-Luc Dubois (INV) for Diving (Minor) at 15:43
Goalie Stats
Connor Hellebuyck (INV), 40 saves from 42 shots - (0.952), L, 11-9-1, 59:34 minutes
Ilya Sorokin (FUK), 29 saves from 30 shots - (0.967), W, 11-5-1, 60:00 minutes
3 StarsOfficial
1 - Ilya Sorokin (FUK)
2 - Connor Hellebuyck (INV)
3 - Mulvinder BitchTits (FUK)
Referees : Unknown
Linesman : Unknown
Game Note
Mulvinder BitchTits has scored in a empty net!
Finance
Level 1 -- Attendance: 4886 (81.43%) -- Ticket Income $488,600
Level 2 -- Attendance: 3592 (71.84%) -- Ticket Income $215,520
Level 3 -- Attendance: 1589 (79.45%) -- Ticket Income $55,615
Level 4 -- Attendance: 2945 (73.63%) -- Ticket Income $73,625
Luxury Box -- Attendance: 1000 (100.00%) -- Ticket Income $200,000
Game was played at the Highlander Center.
Total Attendance: 14012 (77.84%)
Total Ticket Income: $1,033,360
Other Income: $413,344
Total Income: $1,446,704



Team Name Goals Shots Shots Attemp Shots Blocked PIM HIT PP PK FO%
Jets 13059174250 / 2 (0%)144%
Fucksticks 34374124101 / 2 (50%)056%

Jets
Player Name POS G A P +/- PIM HIT SHT SB MP PP MP PP SHT PK MP PK SHT FO% FOT GA TA
Aleksander BarkovC0000033126:172:3001:41054% 2820
Brandon SaadLW/RW000-1013116:450:0000:0000% 200
Crabface TinklenutsD000-1013227:111:4511:1800% 004
Erik HaulaC/LW000000207:100:0000:00043% 1400
Jacob TroubaD011-1000119:351:4501:1800% 001
Jake SandersonD0000001219:182:1301:2500% 001
Jonas BrodinD0000030219:182:1301:2500% 001
Joshua MorrisseyD000000007:360:0000:0000% 000
Luke EvangelistaRW0000040115:021:2800:0000% 010
Mark ScheifeleC0000036123:221:2801:41050% 1200
Martin NecasC/RW1010032018:432:3000:4800% 110
Mason McTavishC/LW000-1214117:050:0000:21042% 1201
Matias MaccelliLW000-1023117:510:0000:4100% 000
Morgan RiellyD0000000313:310:0000:0000% 001
Nikolaj EhlersLW/RW0000021115:211:2800:1400% 100
Pierre-Luc DuboisC/LW/RW0110212018:192:3000:0000% 220
Roman JosiD0000010013:310:0000:0000% 002
William KarlssonC000000001:200:0000:0000% 000
Fucksticks
Player Name POS G A P +/- PIM HIT SHT SB MP PP MP PP SHT PK MP PK SHT FO% FOT GA TA
Alex DeBrincatLW/RW1010005117:121:4420:0000% 200
Andrei KuzmenkoLW1011208115:260:0000:4800% 030
Connor McDavidC0220013126:481:4402:07054% 3510
Dawson MercerRW0001012115:330:0000:5900% 010
Elias LindholmC/RW0000001016:260:5900:04067% 1520
J.J. MoserD000-1001014:460:0000:0000% 000
John CarlsonD0001000017:210:4701:5100% 001
Kyle ConnorLW0000014017:150:5901:3800% 000
MacKenzie WeegarD0111011017:210:4701:5100% 000
Mark GiordanoD000-1011414:460:0000:0000% 000
Mark StoneRW0000001016:010:5900:0000% 000
Matthew BeniersC0111012015:000:0000:00055% 1110
Mulvinder BitchTitsD1011038327:531:5602:0700% 003
Pavel ZachaC/LW000020208:360:0000:2200% 100
Quinn HughesD000000007:450:0000:0000% 000
Rasmus DahlinD0001001020:081:5602:0700% 002
Tage ThompsonC/LW/RW0110012118:551:4401:5800% 030
Thomas NovakC000000108:480:0000:00063% 800

Jets

5 vs 5 Forward
Line #Left WingCenterRight WingPHYDFOFWanted %Time %Time Play
1Pierre-Luc DuboisAleksander BarkovMartin Necas1223028%14:43
2Nikolaj EhlersMark ScheifeleLuke Evangelista1222827%13:59
3Matias MaccelliMason McTavishBrandon Saad1222632%16:45
4Aleksander BarkovErik HaulaMark Scheifele1221614%7:10
5 vs 5 Defense
Line #DefenseDefensePHYDFOFWanted %Time %Time Play
1Crabface TinklenutsJacob Trouba1223030%15:50
2Jake SandersonJonas Brodin1222830%15:40
3Morgan RiellyRoman Josi1222626%13:31
4Joshua MorrisseyCrabface Tinklenuts1221614%7:36
Power Play Forward
Line #Left WingCenterRight WingPHYDFOFWanted %Time %Time Play
1Pierre-Luc DuboisAleksander BarkovMartin Necas1225563%2:30
2Nikolaj EhlersMark ScheifeleLuke Evangelista1224537%1:28
Power Play Defense
Line #DefenseDefensePHYDFOFWanted %Time %Time Play
1Crabface TinklenutsJacob Trouba1225544%1:45
2Jake SandersonJonas Brodin1224556%2:13
Penalty Kill 4 Players Forward
Line #CenterWingPHYDFOFWanted %Time %Time Play
1Aleksander BarkovMark Scheifele1225562%1:41
2Pierre-Luc DuboisMartin Necas1224538%1:02
Penalty Kill 4 Players Defense
Line #DefenseDefensePHYDFOFWanted %Time %Time Play
1Crabface TinklenutsJacob Trouba1225548%1:18
2Jake SandersonJonas Brodin1224552%1:25
Penalty Kill 3 Players
Line #WingPHYDFOFWanted %Time %Time PlayDefenseDefensePHYDFOFWanted %Time %Time Play
1Aleksander Barkov122550%0:00 Crabface TinklenutsJacob Trouba122550%0:00
2Mark Scheifele122450%0:00 Jake SandersonJonas Brodin122450%0:00
4 vs 4 Forward
Line #CenterWingPHYDFOFWanted %Time %Time Play
1Aleksander BarkovMark Scheifele122550%0:00
2Pierre-Luc DuboisMartin Necas122450%0:00
4 vs 4 Defense
Line #DefensePHYDFOFWanted %Time %Time Play
1Crabface TinklenutsJacob Trouba122550%0:00
2Jake SandersonJonas Brodin122450%0:00
Last Minutes Offensive
Left WingCenterRight WingDefenseDefense
Pierre-Luc DuboisAleksander BarkovMartin NecasCrabface TinklenutsJacob Trouba
Last Minutes Defensive
Left WingCenterRight WingDefenseDefense
Pierre-Luc DuboisAleksander BarkovMartin NecasCrabface TinklenutsJacob Trouba
Time
Total ForwardTotal DefenseLast Minutes OffensiveLast Minutes Defensive
60:00 60:00 0:420:00
Extra Forwards
Normal PowerPlayPenalty Kill
William Karlsson, Mason McTavish, Matias MaccelliWilliam Karlsson, Mason McTavishMatias Maccelli
Extra Defensemen
Normal PowerPlayPenalty Kill
Morgan Rielly, Roman Josi, Joshua MorrisseyMorgan Rielly, Roman JosiJoshua Morrissey
Penalty Shots
Aleksander Barkov, Mark Scheifele, Pierre-Luc Dubois, Martin Necas, Nikolaj Ehlers
Goalie
Connor Hellebuyck, Pavel Francouz
Custom OT Lines Forwards
Aleksander Barkov, Mark Scheifele, Pierre-Luc Dubois, Martin Necas, Nikolaj Ehlers, Luke Evangelista, Mason McTavish, Matias Maccelli, Erik Haula, William Karlsson
Custom OT Lines Defensemen
Crabface Tinklenuts, Jacob Trouba, Jake Sanderson, Jonas Brodin, Morgan Rielly
Scratches
Teuvo Teravainen (Healthy), Alexander Kerfoot (Healthy), Eeli Tolvanen (Healthy)

Fucksticks

5 vs 5 Forward
Line #Left WingCenterRight WingPHYDFOFWanted %Time %Time Play
1Tage ThompsonConnor McDavidAlex DeBrincat1223028%14:30
2Kyle ConnorElias LindholmMark Stone1222830%15:41
3Andrei KuzmenkoMatthew BeniersDawson Mercer1222627%14:17
4Pavel ZachaThomas NovakConnor McDavid1221615%8:08
5 vs 5 Defense
Line #DefenseDefensePHYDFOFWanted %Time %Time Play
1Mulvinder BitchTitsRasmus Dahlin1223030%15:39
2John CarlsonMacKenzie Weegar1222827%14:26
3J.J. MoserMark Giordano1222628%14:46
4Quinn HughesMulvinder BitchTits1221615%7:45
Power Play Forward
Line #Left WingCenterRight WingPHYDFOFWanted %Time %Time Play
1Tage ThompsonConnor McDavidAlex DeBrincat1225564%1:44
2Kyle ConnorElias LindholmMark Stone1224536%0:59
Power Play Defense
Line #DefenseDefensePHYDFOFWanted %Time %Time Play
1Mulvinder BitchTitsRasmus Dahlin1225571%1:56
2John CarlsonMacKenzie Weegar1224529%0:47
Penalty Kill 4 Players Forward
Line #CenterWingPHYDFOFWanted %Time %Time Play
1Connor McDavidTage Thompson1225559%2:20
2Kyle ConnorAndrei Kuzmenko1224541%1:38
Penalty Kill 4 Players Defense
Line #DefenseDefensePHYDFOFWanted %Time %Time Play
1Mulvinder BitchTitsRasmus Dahlin1225553%2:07
2John CarlsonMacKenzie Weegar1224547%1:51
Penalty Kill 3 Players
Line #WingPHYDFOFWanted %Time %Time PlayDefenseDefensePHYDFOFWanted %Time %Time Play
1Connor McDavid122550%0:00 Mulvinder BitchTitsRasmus Dahlin122550%0:00
2Tage Thompson122450%0:00 John CarlsonMacKenzie Weegar122450%0:00
4 vs 4 Forward
Line #CenterWingPHYDFOFWanted %Time %Time Play
1Connor McDavidTage Thompson122550%0:00
2Kyle ConnorAndrei Kuzmenko122450%0:00
4 vs 4 Defense
Line #DefensePHYDFOFWanted %Time %Time Play
1Mulvinder BitchTitsRasmus Dahlin122550%0:00
2John CarlsonMacKenzie Weegar122450%0:00
Last Minutes Offensive
Left WingCenterRight WingDefenseDefense
Tage ThompsonConnor McDavidAlex DeBrincatMulvinder BitchTitsRasmus Dahlin
Last Minutes Defensive
Left WingCenterRight WingDefenseDefense
Tage ThompsonConnor McDavidAlex DeBrincatMulvinder BitchTitsRasmus Dahlin
Time
Total ForwardTotal DefenseLast Minutes OffensiveLast Minutes Defensive
60:00 60:00 0:000:43
Extra Forwards
Normal PowerPlayPenalty Kill
Matthew Beniers, Thomas Novak, Dawson MercerMatthew Beniers, Thomas NovakDawson Mercer
Extra Defensemen
Normal PowerPlayPenalty Kill
J.J. Moser, Mark Giordano, Quinn HughesJ.J. Moser, Mark GiordanoQuinn Hughes
Penalty Shots
Connor McDavid, Tage Thompson, Kyle Connor, Andrei Kuzmenko, Alex DeBrincat
Goalie
Ilya Sorokin, Jeremy Swayman
Custom OT Lines Forwards
Connor McDavid, Tage Thompson, Kyle Connor, Andrei Kuzmenko, Alex DeBrincat, Mark Stone, Elias Lindholm, Matthew Beniers, Thomas Novak, Dawson Mercer
Custom OT Lines Defensemen
Mulvinder BitchTits, Rasmus Dahlin, John Carlson, MacKenzie Weegar, J.J. Moser
Scratches
Yanni Gourde (Healthy), Trent Frederic (Healthy)


Play-by-Play

1st period


0:01 of 1st period - Connor McDavid wins face-off versus Aleksander Barkov in neutral zone.
0:08 of 1st period - Mulvinder BitchTits is hit by Crabface Tinklenuts and loses puck.
0:19 of 1st period - Connor McDavid is hit by Martin Necas and loses puck.
1:31 of 1st period - Wrist shot by Elias Lindholm.
1:31 of 1st period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck with a rebound.
1:51 of 1st period - Wrist shot by Mason McTavish.
1:51 of 1st period - Shot Misses the Net.
2:59 of 1st period - Mulvinder BitchTits is hit by Matias Maccelli.
3:17 of 1st period - Snap shot by Andrei Kuzmenko.
3:17 of 1st period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck with a rebound.
3:19 of 1st period - Snap shot by Mulvinder BitchTits.
3:19 of 1st period - Shot Blocked by Jonas Brodin.
3:21 of 1st period - Slapshot by Mulvinder BitchTits.
3:21 of 1st period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck without a rebound.
3:22 of 1st period - Aleksander Barkov wins face-off versus Matthew Beniers in Jets zone.
3:35 of 1st period - Snap shot by Andrei Kuzmenko.
3:35 of 1st period - Shot Misses the Net.
3:39 of 1st period - Snap shot by Andrei Kuzmenko.
3:39 of 1st period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck with a rebound.
3:41 of 1st period - Slapshot by MacKenzie Weegar.
3:41 of 1st period - Shot Blocked by Brandon Saad.
3:43 of 1st period - Slapshot by MacKenzie Weegar.
3:43 of 1st period - Deflect By Morgan Rielly.
3:43 of 1st period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck with a rebound.
3:45 of 1st period - Snap shot by Matthew Beniers.
3:45 of 1st period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck with a rebound.
4:13 of 1st period - Slapshot by Roman Josi.
4:13 of 1st period - Shot Blocked by Andrei Kuzmenko.
4:25 of 1st period - Snap shot by Matthew Beniers.
4:25 of 1st period - Shot Blocked by Morgan Rielly.
4:27 of 1st period - Slapshot by Dawson Mercer.
4:27 of 1st period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck with a rebound.
4:29 of 1st period - Slapshot by Mark Giordano.
4:29 of 1st period - Shot Misses the Net.
4:31 of 1st period - Slapshot by J.J. Moser.
4:31 of 1st period - Deflect By Andrei Kuzmenko.
4:31 of 1st period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck without a rebound.
4:32 of 1st period - Connor McDavid wins face-off versus Aleksander Barkov in Jets zone.
4:37 of 1st period - Slapshot by Alex DeBrincat.
4:37 of 1st period - Shot Misses the Net.
4:39 of 1st period - Wrist shot by Tage Thompson.
4:39 of 1st period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck with a rebound.
4:41 of 1st period - Slapshot by Mulvinder BitchTits.
4:41 of 1st period - Shot Blocked by Crabface Tinklenuts.
5:19 of 1st period - Snap shot by Pavel Zacha.
5:19 of 1st period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck without a rebound.
5:20 of 1st period - Aleksander Barkov wins face-off versus Thomas Novak in Jets zone.
5:27 of 1st period - MacKenzie Weegar is hit by Pierre-Luc Dubois and loses puck.
6:00 of 1st period - Snap shot by Brandon Saad.
6:00 of 1st period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin without a rebound.
6:01 of 1st period - Mason McTavish wins face-off versus Elias Lindholm in Fucksticks zone.
6:04 of 1st period - Wrist shot by Matias Maccelli.
6:04 of 1st period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin without a rebound.
6:05 of 1st period - Mason McTavish wins face-off versus Elias Lindholm in Fucksticks zone.
6:14 of 1st period - Wrist shot by Mason McTavish.
6:14 of 1st period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin without a rebound.
6:15 of 1st period - Connor McDavid wins face-off versus Mark Scheifele in Fucksticks zone.
6:28 of 1st period - Snap shot by Connor McDavid.
6:28 of 1st period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck without a rebound.
6:29 of 1st period - Erik Haula wins face-off versus Connor McDavid in Jets zone.
6:36 of 1st period - Snap shot by Aleksander Barkov.
6:36 of 1st period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin with a rebound.
6:38 of 1st period - Wrist shot by Jake Sanderson.
6:38 of 1st period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin without a rebound.
6:39 of 1st period - Erik Haula wins face-off versus Connor McDavid in Fucksticks zone.
6:44 of 1st period - Slapshot by Mark Scheifele.
6:44 of 1st period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin without a rebound.
6:45 of 1st period - Aleksander Barkov wins face-off versus Connor McDavid in Fucksticks zone.
6:48 of 1st period - Snap shot by Aleksander Barkov.
6:48 of 1st period - Deflect By Martin Necas.
6:48 of 1st period - Deflect By J.J. Moser.
6:48 of 1st period - Shot Misses the Net.
6:48 of 1st period - Puck is out of play.
6:49 of 1st period - Aleksander Barkov wins face-off versus Connor McDavid in Fucksticks zone.
7:00 of 1st period - Wrist shot by Pierre-Luc Dubois.
7:00 of 1st period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin with a rebound.
7:41 of 1st period - Slapshot by Andrei Kuzmenko.
7:41 of 1st period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck with a rebound.
7:43 of 1st period - Slapshot by J.J. Moser.
7:43 of 1st period - Deflect By Brandon Saad.
7:43 of 1st period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck with a rebound.
8:46 of 1st period - Wrist shot by Mason McTavish.
8:46 of 1st period - Shot Misses the Net.
9:03 of 1st period - Snap shot by Kyle Connor.
9:03 of 1st period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck without a rebound.
9:04 of 1st period - Connor McDavid wins face-off versus Nikolaj Ehlers in Jets zone.
9:05 of 1st period - Snap shot by Alex DeBrincat.
9:05 of 1st period - Shot Misses the Net.
9:07 of 1st period - Slapshot by Mulvinder BitchTits.
9:07 of 1st period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck with a rebound.
9:28 of 1st period - Elias Lindholm is hit by Roman Josi.
10:26 of 1st period - Snap shot by Connor McDavid.
10:26 of 1st period - Shot Blocked by Matias Maccelli.
11:00 of 1st period - Snap shot by Pierre-Luc Dubois.
11:00 of 1st period - Shot Blocked by Mark Giordano.
11:16 of 1st period - Tage Thompson is hit by Jonas Brodin and loses puck.
12:16 of 1st period - Off-side.
12:17 of 1st period - Mark Scheifele wins face-off versus Matthew Beniers in neutral zone.
12:42 of 1st period - Mulvinder BitchTits is hit by Brandon Saad and loses puck.
12:51 of 1st period - Snap shot by Brandon Saad.
12:51 of 1st period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin without a rebound.
12:52 of 1st period - Connor McDavid wins face-off versus Aleksander Barkov in Fucksticks zone.
12:59 of 1st period - Snap shot by Pierre-Luc Dubois.
12:59 of 1st period - Shot Blocked by Mark Giordano.
13:01 of 1st period - Slapshot by Jacob Trouba.
13:01 of 1st period - Shot Blocked by Mark Giordano.
13:03 of 1st period - Slapshot by Pierre-Luc Dubois.
13:03 of 1st period - Shot Misses the Net.
13:05 of 1st period - Wrist shot by Martin Necas.
13:05 of 1st period - Goal by Martin Necas - Jets : 1 - Fucksticks : 0.
13:06 of 1st period - Connor McDavid wins face-off versus Erik Haula in neutral zone.
13:33 of 1st period - Crabface Tinklenuts is hit by Mulvinder BitchTits and loses puck.
13:56 of 1st period - Matthew Beniers is hit by Luke Evangelista and loses puck.
14:31 of 1st period - Snap shot by Kyle Connor.
14:31 of 1st period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck with a rebound.
14:33 of 1st period - Minor Penalty to Mason McTavish for Holding.
14:34 of 1st period - Aleksander Barkov wins face-off versus Connor McDavid in Jets zone.
14:46 of 1st period - Off-side.
14:47 of 1st period - Aleksander Barkov wins face-off versus Connor McDavid in neutral zone.
14:49 of 1st period - Off-side.
14:50 of 1st period - Connor McDavid wins face-off versus Aleksander Barkov in neutral zone.
15:01 of 1st period - Snap shot by Alex DeBrincat.
15:01 of 1st period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck without a rebound.
15:02 of 1st period - Connor McDavid wins face-off versus Aleksander Barkov in Jets zone.
15:17 of 1st period - Snap shot by Connor McDavid.
15:17 of 1st period - Deflect By Alex DeBrincat.
15:17 of 1st period - Goal by Alex DeBrincat - Jets : 1 - Fucksticks : 1.
15:18 of 1st period - Connor McDavid wins face-off versus Erik Haula in neutral zone.
15:50 of 1st period - Wrist shot by Andrei Kuzmenko.
15:50 of 1st period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck without a rebound.
15:51 of 1st period - Mason McTavish wins face-off versus Matthew Beniers in Jets zone.
15:56 of 1st period - Matias Maccelli is hit by Matthew Beniers and loses puck.
17:08 of 1st period - Wrist shot by Kyle Connor.
17:08 of 1st period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck with a rebound.
17:38 of 1st period - Snap shot by Nikolaj Ehlers.
17:38 of 1st period - Shot Misses the Net.
17:41 of 1st period - Icing by Quinn Hughes.
17:42 of 1st period - Matthew Beniers wins face-off versus Mark Scheifele in Fucksticks zone.
18:22 of 1st period - Icing by Matias Maccelli.
18:23 of 1st period - Mason McTavish wins face-off versus Connor McDavid in Jets zone.
18:23 of 1st period - Mason McTavish is hit by Connor McDavid.
18:49 of 1st period - J.J. Moser is hit by Luke Evangelista and loses puck.
Goals for this period are 1 for Jets vs 1 for Fucksticks.
Shots for this period are 9 for Jets vs 20 for Fucksticks.

2nd period


0:01 of 2nd period - Aleksander Barkov wins face-off versus Connor McDavid in neutral zone.
0:06 of 2nd period - Slapshot by Tage Thompson.
0:06 of 2nd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck without a rebound.
0:07 of 2nd period - Aleksander Barkov wins face-off versus Alex DeBrincat in Jets zone.
0:32 of 2nd period - Wrist shot by Pierre-Luc Dubois.
0:32 of 2nd period - Deflect By Alex DeBrincat.
0:32 of 2nd period - Shot Blocked by Mulvinder BitchTits.
0:32 of 2nd period - Puck is out of play.
0:33 of 2nd period - Elias Lindholm wins face-off versus Mark Scheifele in Fucksticks zone.
1:41 of 2nd period - Icing by Morgan Rielly.
1:42 of 2nd period - Thomas Novak wins face-off versus Mark Scheifele in Jets zone.
1:59 of 2nd period - Wrist shot by Connor McDavid.
1:59 of 2nd period - Shot Misses the Net.
2:01 of 2nd period - Slapshot by Rasmus Dahlin.
2:01 of 2nd period - Shot Blocked by Morgan Rielly.
2:03 of 2nd period - Snap shot by Thomas Novak.
2:03 of 2nd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck with a rebound.
2:09 of 2nd period - Snap shot by Pavel Zacha.
2:09 of 2nd period - Shot Blocked by Nikolaj Ehlers.
2:31 of 2nd period - Wrist shot by Nikolaj Ehlers.
2:31 of 2nd period - Deflect By Pavel Zacha.
2:31 of 2nd period - Shot Blocked by Mark Giordano.
2:31 of 2nd period - Puck is out of play.
2:32 of 2nd period - Elias Lindholm wins face-off versus Aleksander Barkov in Fucksticks zone.
4:16 of 2nd period - Snap shot by Mason McTavish.
4:16 of 2nd period - Shot Misses the Net.
5:21 of 2nd period - Icing by Crabface Tinklenuts.
5:22 of 2nd period - Elias Lindholm wins face-off versus Mark Scheifele in Jets zone.
5:51 of 2nd period - Snap shot by Connor McDavid.
5:51 of 2nd period - Shot Blocked by Jacob Trouba.
6:06 of 2nd period - Minor Penalty to Andrei Kuzmenko for Hooking.
6:07 of 2nd period - Connor McDavid wins face-off versus Aleksander Barkov in Fucksticks zone.
6:44 of 2nd period - Snap shot by Pierre-Luc Dubois.
6:44 of 2nd period - Shot Misses the Net.
7:26 of 2nd period - Martin Necas is hit by Mulvinder BitchTits and loses puck.
7:45 of 2nd period - Slapshot by Crabface Tinklenuts.
7:45 of 2nd period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin with a rebound.
8:03 of 2nd period - MacKenzie Weegar is hit by Nikolaj Ehlers.
8:06 of 2nd period - Penalty to Andrei Kuzmenko is over, Andrei Kuzmenko is back on ice.
8:45 of 2nd period - Mark Giordano is hit by Mark Scheifele.
8:48 of 2nd period - Icing by Elias Lindholm.
8:49 of 2nd period - Elias Lindholm wins face-off versus Mark Scheifele in Fucksticks zone.
8:58 of 2nd period - Snap shot by Mark Scheifele.
8:58 of 2nd period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin without a rebound.
8:59 of 2nd period - Connor McDavid wins face-off versus Mason McTavish in Fucksticks zone.
9:06 of 2nd period - Snap shot by Brandon Saad.
9:06 of 2nd period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin without a rebound.
9:07 of 2nd period - Connor McDavid wins face-off versus Mason McTavish in Fucksticks zone.
9:43 of 2nd period - Slapshot by Rasmus Dahlin.
9:43 of 2nd period - Deflect By Brandon Saad.
9:43 of 2nd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck without a rebound.
9:44 of 2nd period - Elias Lindholm wins face-off versus Aleksander Barkov in Jets zone.
10:56 of 2nd period - Slapshot by Crabface Tinklenuts.
10:56 of 2nd period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin with a rebound.
11:22 of 2nd period - Snap shot by Mark Stone.
11:22 of 2nd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck without a rebound.
11:23 of 2nd period - Mason McTavish wins face-off versus Matthew Beniers in Jets zone.
11:37 of 2nd period - Backhand shot by Dawson Mercer.
11:37 of 2nd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck without a rebound.
11:38 of 2nd period - Connor McDavid wins face-off versus Aleksander Barkov in Jets zone.
11:39 of 2nd period - Snap shot by Alex DeBrincat.
11:39 of 2nd period - Shot Misses the Net.
11:41 of 2nd period - Wrist shot by Alex DeBrincat.
11:41 of 2nd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck without a rebound.
11:42 of 2nd period - Aleksander Barkov wins face-off versus Connor McDavid in Jets zone.
11:49 of 2nd period - Wrist shot by Aleksander Barkov.
11:49 of 2nd period - Shot Blocked by Mulvinder BitchTits.
11:58 of 2nd period - Icing by Jake Sanderson.
11:59 of 2nd period - Aleksander Barkov wins face-off versus Elias Lindholm in Jets zone.
12:10 of 2nd period - Slapshot by Martin Necas.
12:10 of 2nd period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin with a rebound.
12:49 of 2nd period - Off-side.
12:50 of 2nd period - Matthew Beniers wins face-off versus Mason McTavish in neutral zone.
13:03 of 2nd period - Wrist shot by Andrei Kuzmenko.
13:03 of 2nd period - Goal by Andrei Kuzmenko - Jets : 1 - Fucksticks : 2.
13:04 of 2nd period - Erik Haula wins face-off versus Connor McDavid in neutral zone.
13:11 of 2nd period - Slapshot by Mulvinder BitchTits.
13:11 of 2nd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck without a rebound.
13:12 of 2nd period - Connor McDavid wins face-off versus Erik Haula in Jets zone.
13:20 of 2nd period - Slapshot by Rasmus Dahlin.
13:20 of 2nd period - Shot Misses the Net.
13:22 of 2nd period - Snap shot by Connor McDavid.
13:22 of 2nd period - Deflect By Roman Josi.
13:22 of 2nd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck without a rebound.
13:23 of 2nd period - Connor McDavid wins face-off versus Erik Haula in Jets zone.
13:24 of 2nd period - Wrist shot by Tage Thompson.
13:24 of 2nd period - Deflect By Alex DeBrincat.
13:24 of 2nd period - Shot Blocked by Mark Scheifele.
13:24 of 2nd period - Puck is out of play.
13:25 of 2nd period - Erik Haula wins face-off versus Alex DeBrincat in Jets zone.
13:42 of 2nd period - Connor McDavid is hit by Mark Scheifele and loses puck.
13:57 of 2nd period - Slapshot by Crabface Tinklenuts.
13:57 of 2nd period - Shot Misses the Net.
13:59 of 2nd period - Snap shot by Crabface Tinklenuts.
13:59 of 2nd period - Shot Misses the Net.
14:01 of 2nd period - Snap shot by Crabface Tinklenuts.
14:01 of 2nd period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin with a rebound.
14:58 of 2nd period - Off-side.
14:59 of 2nd period - Aleksander Barkov wins face-off versus Matthew Beniers in neutral zone.
15:24 of 2nd period - John Carlson is hit by Luke Evangelista.
15:30 of 2nd period - Wrist shot by Mark Scheifele.
15:30 of 2nd period - Shot Blocked by Alex DeBrincat.
15:32 of 2nd period - Snap shot by Nikolaj Ehlers.
15:32 of 2nd period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin without a rebound.
15:33 of 2nd period - Elias Lindholm wins face-off versus Aleksander Barkov in Fucksticks zone.
16:04 of 2nd period - Tage Thompson is hit by Luke Evangelista and loses puck.
17:23 of 2nd period - Snap shot by Andrei Kuzmenko.
17:23 of 2nd period - Shot Blocked by Luke Evangelista.
17:25 of 2nd period - Snap shot by Mark Giordano.
17:25 of 2nd period - Shot Misses the Net.
18:47 of 2nd period - Backhand shot by Kyle Connor.
18:47 of 2nd period - Deflect By Matthew Beniers.
18:47 of 2nd period - Shot Misses the Net.
18:47 of 2nd period - Puck is out of play.
18:48 of 2nd period - Matthew Beniers wins face-off versus Mason McTavish in Jets zone.
18:49 of 2nd period - Slapshot by Mulvinder BitchTits.
18:49 of 2nd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck with a rebound.
19:01 of 2nd period - Slapshot by Mulvinder BitchTits.
19:01 of 2nd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck without a rebound.
19:02 of 2nd period - Erik Haula wins face-off versus Connor McDavid in Jets zone.
19:15 of 2nd period - Snap shot by Mark Scheifele.
19:15 of 2nd period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin with a rebound.
19:54 of 2nd period - Matthew Beniers is hit by Jonas Brodin and loses puck.
Goals for this period are 0 for Jets vs 1 for Fucksticks.
Shots for this period are 8 for Jets vs 11 for Fucksticks.

3rd period


0:01 of 3rd period - Aleksander Barkov wins face-off versus Connor McDavid in neutral zone.
0:08 of 3rd period - Wrist shot by Mark Scheifele.
0:08 of 3rd period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin without a rebound.
0:09 of 3rd period - Erik Haula wins face-off versus Connor McDavid in Fucksticks zone.
0:32 of 3rd period - Slapshot by Alex DeBrincat.
0:32 of 3rd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck without a rebound.
0:33 of 3rd period - Elias Lindholm wins face-off versus Mason McTavish in Jets zone.
0:48 of 3rd period - Matias Maccelli is hit by Kyle Connor and loses puck.
1:56 of 3rd period - Slapshot by Mason McTavish.
1:56 of 3rd period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin without a rebound.
1:57 of 3rd period - Aleksander Barkov wins face-off versus Elias Lindholm in Fucksticks zone.
2:00 of 3rd period - Snap shot by Pierre-Luc Dubois.
2:00 of 3rd period - Shot Misses the Net.
2:28 of 3rd period - Wrist shot by Mason McTavish.
2:28 of 3rd period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin without a rebound.
2:29 of 3rd period - Aleksander Barkov wins face-off versus Connor McDavid in Fucksticks zone.
2:38 of 3rd period - Slapshot by Aleksander Barkov.
2:38 of 3rd period - Shot Blocked by Tage Thompson.
2:40 of 3rd period - Backhand shot by Pierre-Luc Dubois.
2:40 of 3rd period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin without a rebound.
2:41 of 3rd period - Thomas Novak wins face-off versus Aleksander Barkov in Fucksticks zone.
3:17 of 3rd period - Slapshot by Crabface Tinklenuts.
3:17 of 3rd period - Shot Hit the Post.
3:40 of 3rd period - Slapshot by Mulvinder BitchTits.
3:40 of 3rd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck with a rebound.
3:58 of 3rd period - Snap shot by Pierre-Luc Dubois.
3:58 of 3rd period - Shot Blocked by Dawson Mercer.
4:00 of 3rd period - Slapshot by Aleksander Barkov.
4:00 of 3rd period - Shot Misses the Net.
4:02 of 3rd period - Slapshot by Morgan Rielly.
4:02 of 3rd period - Shot Misses the Net.
4:12 of 3rd period - Slapshot by Mulvinder BitchTits.
4:12 of 3rd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck without a rebound.
4:13 of 3rd period - Mark Scheifele wins face-off versus Connor McDavid in Jets zone.
4:13 of 3rd period - Mark Scheifele is hit by MacKenzie Weegar.
4:53 of 3rd period - Snap shot by Aleksander Barkov.
4:53 of 3rd period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin without a rebound.
4:54 of 3rd period - Connor McDavid wins face-off versus Brandon Saad in Fucksticks zone.
5:50 of 3rd period - Snap shot by Connor McDavid.
5:50 of 3rd period - Shot Misses the Net.
5:52 of 3rd period - Slapshot by Mark Giordano.
5:52 of 3rd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck with a rebound.
5:54 of 3rd period - Wrist shot by Alex DeBrincat.
5:54 of 3rd period - Shot Misses the Net.
5:56 of 3rd period - Slapshot by Mark Giordano.
5:56 of 3rd period - Deflect By Connor McDavid.
5:56 of 3rd period - Shot Misses the Net.
5:56 of 3rd period - Puck is out of play.
5:57 of 3rd period - Elias Lindholm wins face-off versus Mason McTavish in Jets zone.
6:52 of 3rd period - Snap shot by Matias Maccelli.
6:52 of 3rd period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin with a rebound.
6:54 of 3rd period - Snap shot by Brandon Saad.
6:54 of 3rd period - Shot Blocked by Connor McDavid.
7:00 of 3rd period - Snap shot by Matias Maccelli.
7:00 of 3rd period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin with a rebound.
7:02 of 3rd period - Wrist shot by Brandon Saad.
7:02 of 3rd period - Deflect By John Carlson.
7:02 of 3rd period - Shot Misses the Net.
7:02 of 3rd period - Puck is out of play.
7:03 of 3rd period - Elias Lindholm wins face-off versus Erik Haula in Fucksticks zone.
7:12 of 3rd period - Slapshot by Elias Lindholm.
7:12 of 3rd period - Shot Blocked by Jake Sanderson.
7:14 of 3rd period - Slapshot by Rasmus Dahlin.
7:14 of 3rd period - Shot Blocked by Jonas Brodin.
7:16 of 3rd period - Slapshot by Kyle Connor.
7:16 of 3rd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck with a rebound.
7:18 of 3rd period - Slapshot by Rasmus Dahlin.
7:18 of 3rd period - Shot Blocked by Jake Sanderson.
7:20 of 3rd period - Snap shot by Kyle Connor.
7:20 of 3rd period - Shot Blocked by Aleksander Barkov.
7:30 of 3rd period - Mulvinder BitchTits is hit by Aleksander Barkov and loses puck.
9:11 of 3rd period - Martin Necas is hit by Mark Giordano and loses puck.
9:20 of 3rd period - Connor McDavid is hit by Aleksander Barkov.
9:45 of 3rd period - Icing by Mark Giordano.
9:46 of 3rd period - Mark Scheifele wins face-off versus Elias Lindholm in Fucksticks zone.
9:47 of 3rd period - Snap shot by Nikolaj Ehlers.
9:47 of 3rd period - Shot Misses the Net.
9:53 of 3rd period - Kyle Connor is hit by Mark Scheifele and loses puck.
10:17 of 3rd period - Icing by Elias Lindholm.
10:18 of 3rd period - Matthew Beniers wins face-off versus Aleksander Barkov in Fucksticks zone.
10:18 of 3rd period - Matthew Beniers is hit by Martin Necas.
10:28 of 3rd period - Pierre-Luc Dubois is hit by Dawson Mercer and loses puck.
10:45 of 3rd period - Slapshot by Mulvinder BitchTits.
10:45 of 3rd period - Shot Misses the Net.
10:47 of 3rd period - Slapshot by Connor McDavid.
10:47 of 3rd period - Shot Blocked by Crabface Tinklenuts.
10:49 of 3rd period - Snap shot by Pavel Zacha.
10:49 of 3rd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck without a rebound.
10:50 of 3rd period - Mark Scheifele wins face-off versus Thomas Novak in Jets zone.
10:55 of 3rd period - Pavel Zacha is hit by Nikolaj Ehlers and loses puck.
11:12 of 3rd period - Minor Penalty to Pavel Zacha for Hooking.
11:13 of 3rd period - Connor McDavid wins face-off versus Pierre-Luc Dubois in Fucksticks zone.
13:12 of 3rd period - Penalty to Pavel Zacha is over, Pavel Zacha is back on ice.
13:33 of 3rd period - Icing by Jake Sanderson.
13:34 of 3rd period - Matthew Beniers wins face-off versus Brandon Saad in Jets zone.
13:45 of 3rd period - Wrist shot by Matthew Beniers.
13:45 of 3rd period - Shot Blocked by Mason McTavish.
13:52 of 3rd period - Icing by Jonas Brodin.
13:53 of 3rd period - Elias Lindholm wins face-off versus Mason McTavish in Jets zone.
14:02 of 3rd period - Snap shot by Alex DeBrincat.
14:02 of 3rd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck with a rebound.
14:04 of 3rd period - Slapshot by Connor McDavid.
14:04 of 3rd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck without a rebound.
14:05 of 3rd period - Connor McDavid wins face-off versus Erik Haula in Jets zone.
14:40 of 3rd period - Wrist shot by Matthew Beniers.
14:40 of 3rd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck with a rebound.
14:54 of 3rd period - Mark Stone is hit by Mason McTavish and loses puck.
15:05 of 3rd period - Slapshot by Mason McTavish.
15:05 of 3rd period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin without a rebound.
15:06 of 3rd period - Mark Scheifele wins face-off versus Pavel Zacha in Fucksticks zone.
15:07 of 3rd period - Snap shot by Nikolaj Ehlers.
15:07 of 3rd period - Deflect By Mark Scheifele.
15:07 of 3rd period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin with a rebound.
15:30 of 3rd period - Wrist shot by Andrei Kuzmenko.
15:30 of 3rd period - Shot Blocked by Morgan Rielly.
15:32 of 3rd period - Snap shot by Andrei Kuzmenko.
15:32 of 3rd period - Shot Misses the Net.
15:34 of 3rd period - Snap shot by Andrei Kuzmenko.
15:34 of 3rd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck without a rebound.
15:35 of 3rd period - Thomas Novak wins face-off versus Aleksander Barkov in Jets zone.
15:43 of 3rd period - Minor Penalty to Pierre-Luc Dubois for Diving.
15:44 of 3rd period - Aleksander Barkov wins face-off versus Connor McDavid in Jets zone.
15:52 of 3rd period - Aleksander Barkov is hit by Tage Thompson.
16:25 of 3rd period - Jonas Brodin is hit by Mulvinder BitchTits and loses puck.
16:36 of 3rd period - Alex DeBrincat is hit by Jonas Brodin and loses puck.
17:38 of 3rd period - Rasmus Dahlin is hit by Matias Maccelli and loses puck.
17:43 of 3rd period - Penalty to Pierre-Luc Dubois is over, Pierre-Luc Dubois is back on ice.
17:55 of 3rd period - Snap shot by Nikolaj Ehlers.
17:55 of 3rd period - Shot Hit the Post.
18:15 of 3rd period - Slapshot by Jake Sanderson.
18:15 of 3rd period - Deflect By Mark Scheifele.
18:15 of 3rd period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin without a rebound.
18:16 of 3rd period - Mark Scheifele wins face-off versus Thomas Novak in Fucksticks zone.
18:17 of 3rd period - Wrist shot by Luke Evangelista.
18:17 of 3rd period - Shot Blocked by Mulvinder BitchTits.
18:41 of 3rd period - Mulvinder BitchTits is hit by Aleksander Barkov.
19:01 of 3rd period - Jets, Connor Hellebuyck is pulled from the net.
19:01 of 3rd period - Wrist shot by Aleksander Barkov.
19:01 of 3rd period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin without a rebound.
19:02 of 3rd period - call a timeout for Jets.
19:02 of 3rd period - Connor McDavid wins face-off versus Martin Necas in Fucksticks zone.
19:02 of 3rd period - Connor McDavid is hit by Martin Necas.
19:27 of 3rd period - Snap shot by Mulvinder BitchTits.
19:27 of 3rd period - Goal by Mulvinder BitchTits - Jets : 1 - Fucksticks : 3.
19:27 of 3rd period - Connor Hellebuyck from Jets was sent back in the game.
19:28 of 3rd period - Thomas Novak wins face-off versus Erik Haula in neutral zone.
19:41 of 3rd period - Slapshot by Mark Scheifele.
19:41 of 3rd period - Shot Misses the Net.
19:43 of 3rd period - Snap shot by Erik Haula.
19:43 of 3rd period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin with a rebound.
19:45 of 3rd period - Wrist shot by Erik Haula.
19:45 of 3rd period - Stopped by Ilya Sorokin without a rebound.
19:46 of 3rd period - Matthew Beniers wins face-off versus Pierre-Luc Dubois in Fucksticks zone.
19:57 of 3rd period - Snap shot by Andrei Kuzmenko.
19:57 of 3rd period - Stopped by Connor Hellebuyck without a rebound.
19:58 of 3rd period - Thomas Novak wins face-off versus Erik Haula in Jets zone.
Goals for this period are 0 for Jets vs 1 for Fucksticks.
Shots for this period are 13 for Jets vs 12 for Fucksticks.